Poker’s Old School Still Rules

“Dear Amy, thanks for the kind words and I will see you at the Rio, Tom.”

Well actually Tom McEvoy probably won’t see me at the Rio - at least not this month. Like last year, I’m feeling the double-edged sword of not covering the WSOP. I’m glad I’m not the one putting in 14 hour days in the triple-digit heat of the desert. But I also find myself longing for those chance late-night encounters with Otis and Pauly at the hooker bar. I miss FlipChip’s wry humor in the wee hours of the tournament day. And of course, I miss seeing my friends make it deep into tournaments. 

So like most of you, I play catch up each day on the web, surfing through what I’m missing by not being there. I lol’d when a poster on 2+2 called the WSOP Champions Invitational “a field full of has beens playing for a car.” Any time somebody calls someone else a “has been,” I automatically think it’s coming from a ”never was or will be.” Online coverage of the event was a bit thin, but I knew I could count on FlipChip for a good pic of McEvoy in his new “old school” ride. He also is responsible for the 2005 pic above of Tom and me.  In fact, if you’ve been following the WSOP for any length of time, you already know you can count on LasVegasVegas for the best photos of the WSOP. I also really like PokerRoad’s new Photo Blog this year. With BJ behind the lens and a large photo format, you really get a sense of the scene. 

Speaking of old school, I got a call from Howard Schwartz yesterday. Anybody that knows anything about poker books knows Howard. The Gamblers Book Shop is the Mecca of all gambling bookstores and Howard is its humorous, knowledgeable deity. The first time I visited the store was in 2003 - just weeks before Moneymaker’s claim to fame. Lou Krieger and I were in Vegas for the WPT Championship and the WSOP. Lou said, “If we’ve got a few hours, we should visit Howard - but only if we have that much time.” We indeed spent hours there, pawing through both the new books and the stash of old classics Howard has hidden in the back. As we walked past the shelves of books, Howard would tell stories about each one - how the book came to be, what the story was based on, his interactions with the author. 

Howard recently wrote a review of Check-Raising the Devil, saying, “The book reads like the Rocky Graziano boxing movie title Someone Up There Likes Me. It’s a gritty story…” I like the word gritty. Hopefully Mike can do a podcast and book signing from the new store. I can’t believe that after all these years the store is moving, but for anyone in Vegas for the WSOP - you still have a few days to visit the old store. I highly recommend it. Like most things I like, it’s definitely old school.

When I first started following poker, Matusow, Hellmuth, and Negreanu were sort of the new guard. But time marches on, eh? Now they are like lions, heading up their prides, respectful of the old males and weary of the new cubs that could eventually challenge their positions. These lions, still in their poker prime, have agreed to let the Poker Shrink take a look inside their psyches during the WSOP. In a great series called “Poker Mind in Depth,” the Shrink gets Matusow, Hellmuth, and Negreanu to drill down on some pretty revealing and insightful stuff.

I’m not sure I’d call Guy Laliberte old school. I put him in the same category as Andy Beal - they might have been old school if they hadn’t found a more fortuitous path. At any rate, Guy is spending about $30 million to be the seventh space tourist and will be blasting off sometime this fall. He says he’s doing it to raise awareness for his One Drop Foundation, which strives to battle poverty by providing sustainable access to safe drinking water. The picture of Guy is taken at the 2007 WPT Championship, where he won  $696,220 for his fourth place finish - which might just cover his food costs on the Russian space station.

To go with my old school poker theme this morning, I loaded a couple of old school songs into the iPod. I’ll leave you with a few relevant lyrics.

For Tom McEvoy:
Baby you can drive my car. Yes I’m gonna be a star. - Beatles

For Guy Laliberte:
And I think it’s gonna a be a long, long time
‘Til touchdown brings me ’round again to find
I’m not that man they think I am at home.
Oh, no, no no.
I’m a rocket man.
- Elton John

Nominate Andy Glazer for The Poker Hall of Fame

I will be nominating Andy Glazer for the Poker Hall of Fame. Public nominations open today and will remain open until July 2nd. If you are in the poker media and were inspired by his work, I ask you to join me. If you lived for his tournament reports as a fan of poker, as I did, I ask you to join me. If you were one of the many players he covered - long before other media came on the scene - I ask you to join me. Nominations can be made here.

Andy’s love of the game was profound. His integrety as a writer was boundless. His contributions were timeless. Andy set a benchmark for poker journalism that has yet to be challenged.  

I wrote this on July 6, 2004:  Read More »

Another Reason I’ll Never Be a Pro

I can take a win in stride. I’ve gotten to the point where a big loss doesn’t jar me.  But I just can’t imagine being dependent on debt.  

I’ve never bought stock on margin. I’ve never had a car loan. I didn’t borrow money to go to graduate school. I keep my credit card balance at a zero or minimum balance. I have a mortgage, but have never taken out a home equity loan. I can’t wait to pay it off. If I can’t afford it, I don’t buy it.

I hate borrowing or owing money. This is just another reason why I couldn’t be a professional player. That - and my game isn’t all that good.  

I guess I’m thinking about money and poker because this is the high season for borrowing in the poker world.  People are always quick to say that money is the yardstick for poker. People new to poker assume this means good players have money and bad players don’t. But that oversimplifies both the variance and lifestyle of poker.  Poker’s variance can take its toll; it doesn’t take long for a “bad run” to cripple a healthy bankroll. Even when “running good,” it’s hard for professionals to come out ahead of a WSOP buy-in budget that tops 100 grand. Egos often trump bankroll management, preventing players from stepping down in levels or forgoing tournaments for satellites. And there are plenty of savvy poker players who lose hundreds of thousands of dollars each year betting sports, horses, craps and blackjack.    

I was shocked the first time I saw a former bracelet winner hustling for buy-ins at a tournament. Eventually I came to know of a subset of well known players who were always looking for a backer or a loan.

But it probably wasn’t until I covered the WSOP in 2005 that I realized how systemic debt was at poker’s highest echelons. If you had beamed me to a remote village in Africa or a bustling Asian city, I don’t think I would have felt as foreign as I did watching the swirling sea of poker’s debt back then. 

This is what I wrote as I watched on June 25, 2005: Read More »

Running in the Rain and Poker & Drugs

At about 9:00am on Saturday morning the sky grew dark and a cool wind started to blow through.  By ten, the skies had opened up to a beautiful torrential rain. We’ve been battling a drought and I was already registered for the Run Good WSOP Seat Challenge, so I was content with nature’s whims. I was content, that is, until exactly 12:43pm, when I lost power. I evoked Katitude, and started cursing falling water.  

Unfortunately I had just washed my hair, but I hadn’t dried or straightened it yet - which meant it was channeling Angela Davis. I threw on my hoodie (the one Grubby stole for me), packed up the laptop, and headed out into the rain. I drove until I saw working traffic lights, and then I scoured the strip malls for a coffee shop. With no time to spare, I ordered a $3.69 latte and booted. 

I think I only missed a couple of hands by the time I got online. I hit the mother load of tables, one that was great for blogger company, but very bad for my chances. Pauly, Al Can’t Hang, ChangeF-Train, and PokerListings’ host Matt Showell surrounded me. I had a couple of decent winning hands, but was having trouble getting an above-average stack. With 12 bloggers left, I woke up with pocket aces and my foe and I got it all in pre-flop. He had pocket jacks and caught his two-outer. I won’t name names, but he knows who he is. And besides, how bad could I feel when Iggy went out next when his pocket aces were cracked by a suited 4-2? The Poker Grump went on to claim the $1500 WSOP seat, and I am left to wait until next week for revenge.  In the mean time, I’ll be thinking about drugs and poker.

When I walked into the Amazon Room for the first open event of the 2005 WSOP, the first words I heard were, “This is going to be tough for me today. I’m trying to play without Percocet and Red Bull.” During the 2003 WSOP, I sat at the Starbucks outside the Golden Nugget. It was crowded on the patio and a player asked to share my table. He wasn’t a full time pro, but he had played them all over the years. During our conversation I asked about a well known pro who had behaved erratically the night before. My companion responded, “Oh yeah. It’s been almost a year since he gave up coke and he’s still having a tough time adjusting.”

Drugs and poker are hardly strangers. Stuey Ungar might have been an unfortunate outlier, but within the six sigma of players, there are many that dabble or use. If we had to put an asterisk beside the names of drug using/abusing players, the page might start to look like a decent sized constellation.

In Des Wilson’s Ghosts at the Table, he talks about the 1979 Championship heads up match between Bobby Hoff and Hal Fowler. He quotes Bobby, “Oh yes, I was taking cocaine during that tournament and I probably played as well if not better on cocaine. I would put two lines of coke by the bed every night and take it when I woke up.” And Fowler? Crandall Addington recalls, “I sat right next to Hal and he had his pills out there on the table. Of course a lot of guys used to get up and go sniff and snort in the bathroom in those days, but he had some Valium and also some amphetamines, the real strong ones, and he actually put these on the table by his chips. I really believe that much of the time he didn’t have any clue what he was doing.”

Mike’s book had gotten a lot of nice coverage in 2+2’s Book forum. A number of posters admitted to reading it in the bookstore rather than buying it - but I can’t fault a poker player for freerolling. I had been waiting for a thread to pop up in the News, Views and Gossip forum. I suspected it would be about Mike’s illegal drug use during WSOPs past - or the scene with the porn star. But I was wrong. In this thread, the OP takes exception with Mike’s legal drug use, specifcially his ADHD medication. If he had an issue with Mike snorting meth during the 2001 Championship final table, he didn’t mention it. The OP suggested drug testing at the WSOP and banning players taking prescribed medications like Ritalin and Adderall.

The OP got soundly leveled. But I totally lol’d at this poster’s reply: “I have 2 degen friends who buy ritalin before playing the Thursday night $30 home game. Needless to say it’s hard to have a conversation with them since they are so focused. They are like dogs watching squirrels.”

I’ve heard a number of players talk about trying Ritalin for focus. But for the non-ADHD afflicted, its focusing ability might be a little too hard to control. I remember one player telling me that it did give him focus - but unfortunately he spent over an hour directing his focus to a piece of lint on the table felt.

And that’s before all the lovely side effects. Two points to the first person who knows what side effect Mike is most embarrassed by.

Half the field drinks Red Bull. Bill Edler averages seven cups of coffee during a tournament. Cyndy Violette swears by a macrobiotic diet for focus and energy. Banning prescription drugs like Ritalin would be a pretty random line to draw.

Artwork of Angela Davis by GUANOdesign

With a Little Help From My Friends

Share photos on twitter with TwitpicI promise this will be the last book blog for awhile. For one thing, I’ll get to finally play a little poker this week now that the book is out. So you have my bad beats to look forward to… 

Our agent Sheree Bykofsky humped Check-Raising the Devil to major publishers. Here was a typical response: “Unfortunately I have to pass on this. While I personally think this is an exciting read everyone else here thinks that “poker books are dead.” Our sales team says it was hot last year but this year the buzz has died down. I tried explaining the other fascinating aspects to Mike’s story but the unequivocal response in the room was negative.”       Read More »

The Matusow Book: The Crossroads

Collaboration is powerful. When done right, the resulting sum is greater than its parts. When done badly, it can end up in a body count. 

The collaboration process with Mike was involved but surprisingly functional. We amassed hundreds of hours of interviews. Tim would draft a chapter. I would re-write it. He would edit it. I would re-edit it. (Somewhere in there I would tell him to “bite me” and he would call me a “nitpicking *****.”) The chapter would then be read to Mike and recorded so he could make changes.

In the end, collaboration involves getting past your personal attachments, dealing with change, and being able to find the best compromises.

The last change and compromise was perhaps the hardest for me and came after the book was submitted. The publisher really wanted to open the book with Mike living in his trailer. It was a strong image and I understood why he wanted it. But ever since I started working on the book, I had envisioned a particular opening scene. I eventually had to let it go.  

Today Tim is posting his, slightly different, version of the opening scene over at Poker Shrink. This is mine: 
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The Crossroads

It was July 14th and it was going to be another scorcher in Las Vegas; at noon the radio said it was already 108. I was driving downtown to Binion’s Horseshoe  for the second-to-last day of the 2005 World Series of Poker Championship event. Today, only 27 players remained to battle it out for the richest final table in poker’s history. And I was one of them.

The poker boom was in full swing and the 2005 Championship had drawn more starting players than ever before; 5619 players had paid their $10,000 entry into the no limit Texas hold’em tournament. Harrah’s was claiming that it was the largest sporting event in history.  The winner would take home $7.5 million and every one of the final nine players would leave a millionaire. Only five years earlier, Mickey Appleman finished in ninth place in the main event and won less than 75 grand; that’s how big and how fast poker had grown.   

As I pulled into the Binion’s valet, I called Michael Craig on my cell phone.  Michael had flown into town from Arizona the night before so that he could watch me play. He was walking around Fremont Street and he wanted me to meet him a couple of blocks away. I popped inside and cut through the cool, dark casino until I saw daylight again. 

When I saw Michael he said, “I wanted to meet you here today.  Do you know where we are?” 

”Of course I know where we are.  We’re outside in the middle of the desert on the hottest fucking day of the year.”

”No,” he said.  “That’s not what I mean.  I mean that we’re about two blocks away from Binion’s.” He pointed back down Fremont.

“Yeah. I know. I was just inside there and it was about fifty degrees cooler.”

He laughed. Michael wasn’t just a great writer; he was a really good friend.  And I knew we were out here for a reason.

“Take a look down here” he said as he turned and pointed down First Street. “We’re also just about two blocks from the Clark County Detention Center.” 

I looked where he was pointing.  I could just make out the jail where I had spent six months of my life.

”Not too many people actually get to see their crossroads, Mikey.  Everything that you’ve gone through this year, it made you stronger.  Think about that today.  Do you realize that you’re already guaranteed more money from this tournament than you’ve ever made in any single event? “

What he said about the money was true.  I had won a quarter of a million dollars in Aruba right before I went to jail.  The only bigger score I had was my win at the 1999 World Series of Poker for $265,000.  The first player to bust out at Binion’s today, in 27th place, was guaranteed over $300,000.

What he said was true, but I couldn’t focus on the money. I started thinking about that building he’d pointed to. I’d been out of jail less than three months and just seeing the Detention Center, even from a distance, was having an effect on me. And I didn’t need that distraction right now.

Michael was just trying to help, and he did.  But for me, this wasn’t a crossroads.  I knew where I was going.  My job today was to lift chips off of inexperienced players and stay out of the way of the big stacks. The newbies would be impatient today, but I knew there would be time to pick my spots.  I knew, because I had been here before.  I had made the 2001 Championship final table - granted I was on crystal meth at the time.  But my drug days were now long behind me.  And jail was behind me.  The only thing that mattered to me now was the eighteen players that needed to bust out today so I could make the final table.                  

I turned to Michael and said “Only suckers are thinking about the guaranteed 27th place money today. Let’s get the fuck out of this heat.”

He smiled, “O.K. Mike.”  He nodded and patted me on the back, “O.K.” 

As we walked back to Binion’s I stared at the big neon Horseshoe sign, still pulsing to the same beat as it did when it was the heart of Las Vegas’ once healthy downtown.  I remember thinking that this was the last World Series final table that was ever going to be played at Binion’s. They had already moved all the preliminary events to the Rio and in two days the World Series of Poker would leave Binion’s forever.

I was pretty sure the once great gambling hall wasn’t going to get a second chance to relive its glory days.

I knew these kinds of things. I was a fucking expert when it came to second chances.

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Photo Note: The second picture was lovingly borrowed from Card Player. It was taken of Mike later that same day, just as the 10th placed finisher busted out. Mike Matusow had made the 2005 WSOP Championship final table. 

Personal Note: When I first started writing about poker, a family friend suggested that I collaborate with a player to tell his or her story. Years later I took her advice.

Sarah Wernick was an expert collaborator. Along with her bestselling collaborations, Sarah wrote the chapter about collaboration in the The ASJA Guide to Freelance Writing: A Professional Guide to the Business, for Nonfiction Writers of All Experience Levels. She died just as we were putting the finishing touches on the proposal for Mike Matusow: Check-Raising the Devil.

Why Do I Want to Pay a Rake?

Like most of y’all, I’m on the Poker Players Alliance’s email distribution list. I think I may have been a member once. Don’t get me wrong. There are clearly some things they’ve done that have had value. They did some good work in PA and MA and they arranged for some responsible and coherent testimony at a Congressional hearing. But more often than not, their shotgun approach to an agenda annoys me. So when I saw the title of their last email “We need your help in Texas,” I immediately deleted it. The gist of it can be found here.

Poker is already legal in Texas. As long as a game is fair, private, and the house doesn’t rake, you can play poker all day long for any stakes you like. I’m down with that. As a player, what’s not to love? So why does the PPA insist that they are humping in my best interest to “legalize” poker in Texas? Read More »

Shronk 1981-2009

I called BJ yesterday. But when I started to leave my message, I just broke down.  BJ emailed me, saying he couldn’t call me back, because he wasn’t sure he could keep it together.

It was one thing to know Shronk was gone. It was a whole different level of pain to have to say it out loud. It may be the conversation BJ and I never have — although I think we’ll both try.

Young or old, most people die without living out their fantasy. It is perhaps the deepest tragedy of death. But that wasn’t Shronk’s tragedy. He lived his fantasy every day. I’ve never known anyone who loved what they did for a living more than Shronk. He had the work ethic of a pit bull and the enthusiasm of a puppy.

While I knew Shronk, I never had a chance to work along side him until the 2007 WPT Championship. He was doing video and I was doing photos - so we both “processed” up in a room at the Bellagio. No matter what time of day or night, he was behind his laptop, cursing at some technical glitch that kept him from loading something onto YouTube or celebrating a perfect segment. And when he talked about poker — and about his work — it was like he had discovered sex for the first time. He just couldn’t believe the poker world existed for him to live in. He was a Lost Boy in his own Never Never Land.  

From there we rolled into the 2007 WSOP. Every day he looked for the “perfect” piece. Shronk never rested until he had it nailed. When I walked into the media room each day, he’d call out, “Have you seen this yet? You gotta see this.” And he’d cue up a video. I think we watched “Coffee, Soda, Juice” a dozen times — dancing from our chairs.  There was no better way to get pumped up for a long day in the Amazon room than starting it off with Shronk. His enthusiasm was infectious and everyone in the media room was the better for it. 

I loved that he not only got to play in the $2000 NLHE event that year but cashed in 81st place out of 2038 players. John Caldwell and I sat side by side with dumb grins on our faces as Shronk would run to the sidelines and retell his latest play. I’m sure we looked every bit like proud parents when their kid hits one out of the park.

The tragedy of Justin Shronk’s death wasn’t that he never lived his dream. He lived it every day. The tragedy is ours.

Other Shronk tributes:
The Shronk tribute by Philadelphia Phillies announcer at MLB.com
The Shronk Tribute Show on PokerRoad Radio Part I
The Shronk Tribute Show on PokerRoad Radio Part II
The Shronk tribute by Pauly

The Shronk Poker Road Radio Tribute Shirts
On the back of one it quotes BJ, saying:

              No matter how long
              We live and breathe,
               and whether or not 
            We remember the name
                       JUSTIN
             We will never forget
      the force of nature that was
                      SHRONK

Online Gaming: Hope Springs Eternal

Both poker and investment seem to be hanging their hats on hope this spring. Where the two worlds intersect is perhaps the epicenter of hope. Online gaming stocks have popped both on the news that PartyGaming settled with the U.S. government and the promise of Barney Frank’s new stand alone bill that would serve to legalize and regulate online gaming in the U.S.

Party’s settlement opens up the company’s ability to be acquired. Without the threat of U.S. retaliation for its pre-UIGEA activities, the company is free and clear to be picked up by a U.S. regulated casino operation.

In better times, Party would probably be flooded with offers. Both Harrah’s and MGM have expressed interest in acquiring an online gaming site. But both casino operators, like many in the casino space, have few pots to pee in right now. Harrah’s is mired in debt from its private takeover and MGM is tapped out, still looking for more money to complete CityCenter. But Harrah’s has at least taken the first step, hiring PartyGaming’s ex-CEO Mitch Garber for the vague assignment of running a newly created company that includes the WSOP and online operations.   Read More »

Afterbirth

Last week I dropped my cellphone in the toilet. Luckily it was “pre-game” and I was willing able to fish it out. It started working again the next day - although it doesn’t ring anymore. That’s kind of been a metaphor for my life over the last few weeks - a number of ”oh shit” moments that eventually worked out to some acceptable level. 

Like Prissy in Gone With the Wind, “I don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ no babies.” But I’m beginning to think that getting a book out is like having a baby. At first, you’re all starry eyed with the romantic notion. By the end of it, you’re calling everyone in the delivery room a cocksucker.

The only difference is that just as you’re ready to push out your book, the doctor starts saying things like, “Are you married to the name? Let’s change the name” or “It would be a lot easier to deliver if we could lose a few apendages. Look, it’s never gonna be a Major League pitcher. We can lose a few fingers and the kid won’t even miss them.” In the end, you hope that what comes out resembles the vision you had going into the project. Read More »